Along the lines of what John is saying, this notion of there being some kind of ritual is really exaggerated.
If you're the least bit handy you can build your own vacuum record cleaning machine. For the majority of LPs I clean them once with mine, put them into new sleeves and that's about it.
When I take one out to play I just give it a quick wipe with a carbon fiber brush and enjoy.
I do use a piece of Magic Eraser to clean the stylus after each lp side, followed by a few brushes with a soft stylus brush. But the Zerodust John mentioned does a good job as well.
That's all the ritual I have. I guess I spend maybe an extra minute to spin an LP vs. popping in a cd.