OK. Here's the other one that my friend Rosina told me on the same day.
The Captain says to the crew, "I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that you guys are going to get a change of underwear.
(Big cheer goes up.)
The bad news is: Jose', you change with Pedro. Pedro, you change with Ramon..."
The galleon slave was generally chained to his oar until he died of starvation, physical exertion, etc. Then they would install another to take his place. None of these guys would think of mounting his tonearm on one galleon and his turntable on another. (So this is not OT.)
The Captain says to the crew, "I have good news and bad news.
The good news is that you guys are going to get a change of underwear.
(Big cheer goes up.)
The bad news is: Jose', you change with Pedro. Pedro, you change with Ramon..."
The galleon slave was generally chained to his oar until he died of starvation, physical exertion, etc. Then they would install another to take his place. None of these guys would think of mounting his tonearm on one galleon and his turntable on another. (So this is not OT.)