If your System can Speak


What would your system say about you if it can speak? Would it reveal the silliest thing(s) you've done while listening to it? What is/are those silliest thing(s) you've done while listening to your system? Keep it clean guys and girls...if you can ;).

My system would say, "stop playing that Diana Krall's new CD". (j/k).
3chihuahuas
"i'm afraid, dave......... dave........... daisy..... daisy....................givvvve............. meeeeee................................."

-cfb
"Would you please ask visitors to stop fingering my grill cloth, they could poke out a membrane."

"Sure I crackle every so often. If you had over ten thousand volts running across your face you would crackle too."

"No lady, I am a pair of high end speakers not room dividers."

"Yes UPS driver, I am better than Bose."
Albert-better then bose? come on that's gotta be impossible, with those wee little sound labs its impossible to "fill" the room with sound the way those magical bose cubes do. BTW is the operation up and running again? any new pictures at SLOG?
~Tim