You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
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...you keep a straight face when you tell your friends that your next turntable is going to be a Milky Stork.
... you attend live music concerts only when the seat in the sweet spot is available
You spend more on renovating your home to accomodate your equipment that the original price of the home.