You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
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you know what a Fozgometer is.
you're reading this posting.
you've uttered the phrase "they just don't get it" either audibly or under your breath.
you're wife has said "I'm getting a little worried about you".
you know what audigon is.
You are gripped with terror when you see your wife looking at the certified check receipt that fell out of your pocket (happened yesterday).
I know new purchases are a problem. My wife often says, "I thought you were done buying all that."
I don't know what ever gave her that idea. It must be a wife's thing.
As long as I can hear and access the music, I'll never be done...