Ah, the flockazinga......
Only found at www.flockazinga-ur-gaginga.net
Available in 3 variants: Phase 1, Phase 2, and Plaid
The basic module is placed exactly 47 feet behind, 23 feet to the left of, and 3 feet below the left amp of your monoblocks. A stereo amp variant is in gamma trials and will be ready next month (although it will more likely be June of 2018). If placed more then ten thousandths of an inch off of its correct location, it will not only ruin the sound of your system but make you desperately hungry for escargot and cause your dog to chronically pee on your bedroom carpet. If it is set up properly however, it will make your system sound like the musicians live in your listening room, ate all of the food in your refrigerator and are giving you the best live performance of their careers!
Phase 1 includes ruby slippers and a cloud with a real silver lining.
Phase 2 upgrades to a diamond coated smock with platinum doodads, magnesium alloy thingies, and 7 rare earth elements not yet officially discovered.
Plaid upgrades to pure unobtainium throughout with a liquified frozen cortex from one of the great maestros of history.
Prices range from :
"are you f'in kidding me" to "three dollars less then the national debt in 1998"
Orders take between 4 and 19 years to fulfill and must be paid completely in advance.
Only found at www.flockazinga-ur-gaginga.net
Available in 3 variants: Phase 1, Phase 2, and Plaid
The basic module is placed exactly 47 feet behind, 23 feet to the left of, and 3 feet below the left amp of your monoblocks. A stereo amp variant is in gamma trials and will be ready next month (although it will more likely be June of 2018). If placed more then ten thousandths of an inch off of its correct location, it will not only ruin the sound of your system but make you desperately hungry for escargot and cause your dog to chronically pee on your bedroom carpet. If it is set up properly however, it will make your system sound like the musicians live in your listening room, ate all of the food in your refrigerator and are giving you the best live performance of their careers!
Phase 1 includes ruby slippers and a cloud with a real silver lining.
Phase 2 upgrades to a diamond coated smock with platinum doodads, magnesium alloy thingies, and 7 rare earth elements not yet officially discovered.
Plaid upgrades to pure unobtainium throughout with a liquified frozen cortex from one of the great maestros of history.
Prices range from :
"are you f'in kidding me" to "three dollars less then the national debt in 1998"
Orders take between 4 and 19 years to fulfill and must be paid completely in advance.