Actually, to quote J. Geils, first I look at the purse. Of course, a full purse would be essential in considering your doubtful remedy. :-) Toes, however, are secondary.
And, absent the purse or not, I'd at least be able to look at my table without hurling. And I don't mean me ancestor's sport.
And, absent the purse or not, I'd at least be able to look at my table without hurling. And I don't mean me ancestor's sport.