How do you dress your cables?

By day; with pastel paisley chiffon with ribbons and tulle adornments.
By night; either leather or latex, typically from Frederick's of Hollywood.

Always in pink.

If the power cord I'm using is flexible enough of "S"ing or putting them in a figure 8 I will do so. If I knew I wouldn't be messing with the power cord again I would use zip ties. If I knew I was going to make changes I would tie them up with twine or use sturdier twist ties.

If the cable isn't flexible to put in a figure 8 or "S"ing I would just try to route them so they wouldn't be near interconnects. Since some of the power cables I have were also heavy I was forced to elevate them so that they would not sag from the IEC inputs of the gear I was using them with.

As for dressing them up you can buy all sorts of heat shrink and cable sleeving to make your cables look as pretty as you like.

"How do you dress your cables?"

It depends on whether it's a boy cable or a girl cable.

Donjr, why not? What does coiling do or create?

Geoffkait, good idea.

Jedinite24, that's pretty much what I've been doing so far.

As for the rest of you, I do appreciate the laughs, but I really am looking for serious answers.

Good listening everyone