This just in from the AP wire.....Doomsday has been cancelled due to lack of faith in Mayan prophecy. It appears that the lack of faith was brought on by widespread skepticism and general dis-concern for such predictions made by Mayan forecasters. Unsupported by
proper credentials or a consistant track record or previous predictions or prophesies. When asked what happened, a local Mayan decendant responded "mmm" and shrugged his shoulders disappointingly. We spoke with local meteroligist Stormy Cloud and he responded that he only predicted weather and that apocalypse was out of his realm of specialty. He went on to say that he saw no real change in weather patterns that might indicate any sudden change in climatic catastophy to raise his suspicions of impending doom. His final comments did confirm that the winter solstace would continue on it's regular schedule and that people should stop buying canned food, bottle water and bomb shelters and seek investing in warmer clothing.
Here at the news desk we have resumed our normal schedule and have given up hopes of any additional overtime covering the the de-funct "doomsday" coverage.
Thank you and have a Merry Christmas best wished from the Doomsday News team at the AP wire.........
