Greatest song titles..


I had just posted regarding excellent artists,,,

I'm wondering, is there any greater song title other than.. "To be of use"? This is on Smog's "Red Apple Falls" lp. Think about it.
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"It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long"
The One Eyed Trouser Snake Rumba / Humble Pie

You ain't no street walkin' mama but I sure love the way you strut your stuff / Taj Mahal

"I've Been Flushed from the Bathroom of Your Heart" - Johnny Cash

"You're the Reason Our Kids are So Ugly" - Loretta Lynn

"I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You" - Lyle Lovett

"If the Phone Don't Ring, It's Me" - Jimmy Buffett