Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

So profound Audioari1! The mystical triad formed by audiophile, CLC and system form a node of consciousness in the universal mentation of the Cosmos. A higher dymensional atemporal transcendent neuron tuned to the will/need of the imperfect sapiency of its human and euclydian subcomponent. The CLC is the pivotal element or Radionic lens which focuses your spiritual conception of musical truth onto the audio system. In turn the system amplifies the human-generated stimulus received through the subtle force fields in the cosmic 4th dymensions and projects it back to you to complete the triad of self amplifying beauty and while it does so it increases the Glory of the Cosmos with the newly radiated Quantum of freshly created sapient mentation. Not very difficult after all. I contend though that the CLC containing only a 4-bit processor, originally designed only for time-keeping, is in fact ill-suited for the purpose. That is why, as Machina Dynamica does not appear to be interested in the expanded project, I have decided to create a WMC (Web Master Clock) of my own and offer its service to a few extremely carefully selected audiophiles. I will know within a few days how many users can be supported simultaneously and safely by my system without disrupting the multidymentional continuum which could potentially collapse entire clusters of nodal higher consciousnesses with unpredictable results down in Euclydian space.

Golly gee Guido, can the WMC give me a ride all the way to Mars?

Could it really make my old desktop radio sound like a ten foot tall Bose?

Last, I'm afraid to ask because it's too much to hope for.

Will the WMC allow me to go back in time.......to my childhood?

There was this wonderful girl in 8th grade named Barbara and she had very long legs and she used to sit.............Well, I'll tell you when I get back.

Good point Albertporter, the WMC of course works through the well known/proven audiophile-grade krypto-tachions engine.
Yes, it will let you get back in time, although that will require some extra programming to accomodate those long legs of her. Now about Mars travel. . . that would be very unethical on my part. . . first of all there is no breathable air on Mars, so you would be rather uncomfortable, secondly my friends at NASA would not appreciate the competition. . . it's kind of a conflict of interest thing for me, I hope you understand my rather delicate spacy position.

Albertporter,I have a pair of speakers from many years ago called Realistic,found them in the junk pile on garbage day.They sound just like 10 foot bose.E-mail and I will ship them for a nominal fee.