Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

Guidocorona - while I am pleased you're considering evaluating the CLC, I respectfully decline your terms on the principle that it would be unfair to my customers who did agree to my terms, which are quite reasonable as they stand. We also do not wish to get into the habit of loaning out the CLC or any other of our other products. Hope you understand and that you will agree to the following:

I am perfectly willing to provide one clock - or two clocks - for the usual 30-day period, with the proviso that payment be made up front as per usual.

We have found that, in reality, the 30-day evaluation period is quite unnecessary, and a bit ridiculous, as the effects of placing the clock in the room are quite audible within 5 seconds, in almost all cases.

What have you got to lose (except your mind)? ha ha ha ha

Geoff Kait, Machina Dynamica

Entirely your choice Geoffkait, I have no problem putting out good money for reasonably priced products based on mainstream science and technology, and whose principles of operation conform to it. I am even willing to stretch my credulity a little where pragmatic implementation seems to be preceeding sound theoretical frameworks, such as in many PCs, ICs and the like. Unfortunately, the CLC and various other related devices are stretching my admittedly secular humanistic mental strictures far beyond the bursting point. They claim to operate under principles that--while utilizing some of the raw words of science--bind these freely out of context in clauses, sentences, paragraphs and rambling explanations which have all the obscure semantic trappings of the magic of old, and defy commonly accepted norms of inductive and deductive logic. Not denying the effects of CLC on its proponents and fans, I strongly suggest such undeniable effect has merely psychological causes. . . illusion, self delusion and mass hysteria on which the tenuous world of the miraculous is based.
If you wished to prove me wrong. . . you know what to do.

Geoffkait, do not deceive yourself, you are creating no flames. . . it's just smoke. And I am not inhaling it.

...you are creating no flames. . . it's just smoke...

Having personally tried the device in question, I beg to differ, it is amazingly effective within my system.