Clever Little Clock - high-end audio insanity?

Mockery will get Guido about as far as his insistence on a personal explanation of how things work.

Huh? Oh no, I know exactly how the CLC works. . . same as my lucky-pet-Pecan, which I used to carry in my pocket for several years. Not to talk about the two wonderful Fung Sui wooden forks I put against the picture window above my front door. These are all heavily modded audiophile-grade Pecans and wooden forks. They optimized my annual pay-increase and equally maximized my daughter school grades.

Guido,
I can just hear your daughter right now saying, " Oh, Daddy. You're so silly!"

Guido Sez:

Huh? Oh no, I know exactly how the CLC works. . . same as my lucky-pet-Pecan, which I used to carry in my pocket for several years.

Guido, Is this the bit where you ask a pretty girl to reach into your pocket?

She says," I feel silly doing this," and you reply, "Dig deeper and you'll feel nuts."

Yes. . . well. . . I won't have 'those' particular nuts cryo-treated nor modded anytime soon, I can assure you!
Yet, I am now inspired to a feat of imaginative greatness. . . I'll deploy my 'Lucky Pecan' on top of my CDP tonight and will report on its audio results tomorrow. Nighty-night all!!