What can I say, sadly, I am probably not a member of the species 'Homo sapiens', because 'tubey' distortion do not sound at all priviledged to these poor ears.
You are going to the extreem here. Not all tube amps sound "tubey" and yet, they still have certain distortions characteristics that are more benign to human ear.
To my ears, a good tube amp still sounds much better than current Class-D designs. I have owned BelCanto eVo 4 amp, I have evaluated both ICEpower design (ASP based) and, just recently, the latest NuForce 9V2SE monoblocks IN MY SYSTEM, and all I can tell you, is that the difference between them and my current ARC Reference 110 is so HUGE, that it is almost laughable.