Bill's royal self image has him confusing a coronet with a cornet, neither of which has to do with cars.
My grandfather did own a Dodge Desoto with push button gear change, but then he wasn't much of a car guy, like Bill.
Bill, if you'd like to meet at a road course or autocross somewhere, I'd be willing to bet that I can beat you soundly, no matter what you drive. If you're coming to RMAF I could set something up. What do you need to make it interesting? I'm thinking 1,000-bucks or maybe 5,000.
Dave