Girlfriends and wifes, how do YOU cope?

She buys baskets, boxes and furntiture, cooking crap and the occasional car. Also, her travel budget is several times what it'd be if it were up to me. In exchange, I buy trumpets, guitars, two-channel audio and fast cars. Much as I am occasionally tempted, I spend no money on other women.

This formula has worked for 39-years. Keeping it in balance, staying out of debt and not forsaking the retirement fund are also part of the winning, long-term formula. When I had less money, I spent proportionally less.

Dave

Shandorne, I have that COMPLETELY covered, we simply don't have that problem in my home........

(I don't have a basement)

Have you in fact got any cheese here at all?

No, sir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.

Well I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.