Hey Kana;
The last time I heard your joke about Jesus,disability, etc.,,it was told by a certain Senator from Arizona while reflecting on the recent pork barrel (corporate and farm welfare) bills passed last year by the (Republican) congress.
Oh, on the latest public rip-offs going on in Washington, for a song, how about the old standard,
"Tip-toe, through the tulips..."
Unclejeff-
Don't try and out-pork us Hawaiians, we have the
the princes of pork, the one armed bandit, Uncle Dan I.
and Uncle Brada Dan A. These old buggers just keep sucking it up....LOL