worse entertainer or performer of all time??


I would like to try something new or at least get away from what TT or amp should I pick type of posting.I am wondering from many of my fellow Audiogoners what performer past and present made you say to yourself WHO TOLD THIS PERSON THEY HAD SERIOUS TALENT. My pick would be for the moment Jennifer Lopez. I just have no idea how in the world she got where she is today. I guess just good luck and the exceptance of mediocrity. Please this posting was not meant to insult anyones musical taste.
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Anyone who pertains to be a 'Jazz' artist especially that no end In sight aimless dross that one can't follow the tune/melody type Jazz to Include traditional artists such as
Buddy Rich, Oscar Peterson*, Benny Goodman, Lional Hampton,
Glen Miller, Johny Dankworth,Louis Armstrong,Duke Ellington,
Dave Brubeck, Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Stanley Clark,
Chick Korea,Dave Grusin, Elle Fitzgerald, Cleo Laine, god the list could go on and on.

* take Oscar off the list as I like him coz he plays a Bosendorfer piano.
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Ohhhh, I don't know... let's conjur up an old name:

I remember seeing Monty Rock the III on the Tonight Show. I couldn't believe my eyes (which I gouged out with a blunt pencil) or my ears (now in a pickle jar.)

Seems to me that he's performing weddings in Nevada, now, as an ordained minister of bad taste.
BTW I don't think that novelty acts like Tiny Tim or that horrible soprano should be included as they know they are terrible and cultivate it. I think the list should only include those who are "legit" acts but are oh so terrible!
all of you dogging on cap't kirk are crazy. watching him sing "rocket man" at the oscars back in the 70s (i saw it for the first time recently on youtube, and recommed you look it up) and his rendition was one of the highlights of my life. has to be one of the funniest things i ever saw.