worse entertainer or performer of all time??

That's an easy one for me:

Yoko Ono : Makes my ears bleed. Her claim to fame was never as a singer.

Michael Bolton: Crying his lung out makes me switch stations fast.

Kenny G: It's like hearing the ''your meal is ready'' tone on the microwave oven on a permannent basis. Ouch.

Yanni: Proof that one man (I think) can direct a whole orchestra with his pinky finger, while playing a single piano note every five minutes. Muzak for the masses.

There are so many others, I will keep them for another time. To be continued....

Kid Rock. Just spin his latest "Amen" and watch the veneer peel off your speakers.

Sonicbeauty... hysterical indeed.
Although, everytime I make popcorn for now on, I'm going to think of Kenny G.
Please continue!

With regards to Yoko... not only the worst entertainer and performer of all time, she is credited with breaking up the greatest pop band of all time. A doubleworst!

They "definately ran out of ideas" and an exce$$ of money in the family for promotions sure helped to get them on the map.

I'd prefer a 3-ring circus or farm animals.

I just found this thread. All I can say is, tough crowd!

Unsound, I recently heard Cyndi Lauper do a remake of Etta James' "At Last", don't recall the album, recent I believe but I was shocked. I would have never guessed it was her in 100 years. Flat Brazilian Singers? Different strokes I suppose but having been exposed and listened to a lot of Brazilian music over the past 25 years there are some good and bad everywhere but I will say some of my very favorite female singers happen to be Brazilian. Of course I might be swayed by the fact that my wife is a singer and Brazilian and I have been there many times and heard many artists perform live. Brazilian and American jazz are different. You might want to hear Gal Costa live, I do suspect she might be on your hit list, she does a lot of Bossa Nova. Stylistically there is a lot to choose from.