Wedding toasts... let's hear them


I have a wedding this weekend and still haven't decided on a toast... please post up any which you consider good.

Thanks!
jim_swantko

those are all great. I'd write 'em down and combine them for my toast... especially that one about blending into mono, and your past best day being your future worst one.
A Toast to the guests.... Raise your glasses in cheer, for I would rather drink with you all than the finest people on earth. Cheers