The investigating officer said,
"Well Mr Jones, we've determined that your wife's death was caused by a golf ball striking her head, which is consistent with your explanation of an errant tee shot, but we don't understand why we found a second ball lodged in her ass.
Can you explain that?"
"That was my mulligan."
"Well Mr Jones, we've determined that your wife's death was caused by a golf ball striking her head, which is consistent with your explanation of an errant tee shot, but we don't understand why we found a second ball lodged in her ass.
Can you explain that?"
"That was my mulligan."