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My system has a narraw sounstage, lacks dynamics.

Hello everyone! My system is lacking that wide soundstage and high and low frequency extension. The voices and instruments sound unnatural. I'm wondering if I spray some sonic tonic on my doors, windows and refrigerator, if that will improve my systems shortcomings. Also, the lamp cord in my guest bedroom is untreated.
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jmcgrogan2
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Many have sworn that drinking sonic tonic to be more effective. ;)
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tls49
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Also, spray a small amount on the back of each ear, but allow to dry before listening.
Make sure both ears get an equal amount, or L/R balance will be affected.
mt10425
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The lamp cord is the obvious problem. Leave it plugged in but disconnect it from the lamp base. Lick the copper ends at the same time. You'll be shocked at the difference! 8^)
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swampwalker
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Leave it plugged in but disconnect it from the lamp base. Lick the copper ends at the same time. You'll be shocked at the difference!
NO! NO! NO!- when your clever clock says it's 6:66, it's time to spray the sonic tonic on the flying saucers on your windows, so that Geoff can telepathically upgrade your system!!!!

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