What's the deal with the Machina Dynamica Clock?

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A friend had one, and I tried it by wearing it around my wrist. It shot my right arm in to the future where I have 21-inch guns and I was curling 100-pound dumbbells!!! It looked REALLY wierd in the mirror, with the rest of my body in the present and only my right arm in its future state. My pudgy little 43" chest and 12" left arm with my 21" right gun. Good thing there weren't many other people in the gym that day. Can you imagine the uproar that would have caused???

Aggielaw,

Any truth to the rumor that there will be a "Jock" strap model of that device?

No word on how much growth may be experienced, but as a caution I'm selling all my stock in the company that manufactures Viagra™.

LMAO!!! Awesome, Albert!! Thanks for the great post. I'm signing up to be a beta tester of the jock version tomorrow morning! :)

Howard

In my opinion this is the best joke ever. The best way to brake the ice between buyer & dealer . From my personal experience . It works .

An the other hand I heard a details an Pink Floyd - Dark side of the moon, song " Time " that I never heard before or may be just another clock.