No pain, no gain. You must suffer to enjoy this hobby. May I suggest self-flaggelation? OK, that's kind of severe to start out...just go to the bank, get a nice tall stack of $100 bills, 20-30 to start. Stop at your local convenience store on the way home and get a few bags of ice. Come back home and fill the tub with ice cold water. Dump the ice in the water. Turn the shower on cold only so it's flowing into the tub of ice water. It's OK if the tub overflows...in fact it's better. Stand in the tub (no, you don't even have to take your clothes off) and under the shower with your stack of $100 bills an one-by-one tear each one of them to tiny pieces. You can let the pieces fall into the tub to drain and clog up your plumbing if you like. The more suffering, the more the potential for Nirvana once you finally 'get it'. Do this, and you'll have a nice start on the road to repentance for being a bad listener. Later on you can graduate to The Perch™, but lets not get ahead of ourselves now.
Marco
Marco