By the way, that's Ken as in Barbie and Ken, not the one who cannot be named.
Barbie's Very Real, High End Speaker Problem...
A split second ago,
In a galaxy so, so near...
Yet so far away...
Schrodinger’s Barbie simultaneously,
Occupies multiple high end speaker boxes...
On a mission to rid the world of them...
Alive or Dead...
To save herself from perpetual entanglement she is assigned with creating the same thread every day.
To help collapse her probabilities to one, forum members are tasked with solving this Quantum Game,
By writing Aphoristic Maxims expressed as Relevant Thread Titles...
*** The Funnier the Thread Title,
...the higher the probability that Barbie wakes up hearing the music in her speaker box
...though not the box of her choice...
...but the one you want her in...
In a galaxy so, so near...
Yet so far away...
Schrodinger’s Barbie simultaneously,
Occupies multiple high end speaker boxes...
On a mission to rid the world of them...
Alive or Dead...
To save herself from perpetual entanglement she is assigned with creating the same thread every day.
To help collapse her probabilities to one, forum members are tasked with solving this Quantum Game,
By writing Aphoristic Maxims expressed as Relevant Thread Titles...
*** The Funnier the Thread Title,
...the higher the probability that Barbie wakes up hearing the music in her speaker box
...though not the box of her choice...
...but the one you want her in...
- ...
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Best way to skin that cat: a Fast Furrier Transform! https://arxiv.org/abs/1505.06707 Outside of that; Tell Ken to kiss your Barbie, and ignore the douche. Perhaps they’ll collapse, from a LACK of observation(goodbye wave? / wave goodbye?). |
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