Best power conditioner for record cleaner?

It's a scientific fact a higher prices power cord will clean vinyl better than mass produced cords. Recently I hooked up a boutique power cord to my vinyl carbon brush and voila all that ingrained dust just lifted off the vinyl like magic. It did take some effort to get my hair back in place. 

My  priest blessed a gallon jug of Holy Water for me to use for cleaning my records.  Not only do they sound like Heaven, I swear I can hear God's comments in the background telling me how much he digs Pink Floyd.

Your vinyl isn't close to clean unless you have "pasted" your cleaning machine with TC and have it on E mats.  I'm not joking, don't be a naysayer, nonbeliever.  What do you have to lose, they come with a money back guarantee.    

San Pelligrino has always been one of the best...

All those minerals leave a Residue !
They come out dirtier than before they went in !

San Pelligrino has always been one of the best...

I am getting great results with the water I have shipped in from Lourdes as well!🎶💧

Stop it, you know audiophiles have no sense of humor    😎

Far from it. Check my history and contributions. I'm just trying to inject a little humor. All in good fun, ya know... Peace and love!

Sounds like a troll post to me.