Best Song or AlbumTitles?

Spooky Tooth "You Broke my Heart so I Broke Your Jaw"

Frank Zappa "Broken Hearts are for Assholes"
"Titties 'N Beer"
"Don't Eat the Yellow Snow"
"Penguin in Bondage"
"Why Does it Hurt When I Pee?"
"Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus"
"I Promise not to C*me in Your Mouth"
"The Illinois Enema Bandit"
"C*cksuckers Ball"

B.B. King "Nobody Loves me But My Mother"

Bare Naked Ladies "Be My Yoko Ono"

Black Sabbath "Fairies Wear Boots"

Blue Rodeo "The Ballad of the Dimestore Greaser and the Blonde Mona Lisa"

Bob Marley "Them Belly Full but we Hungry"

Bruce Cockburn "The Trouble with Normal"
"If I had a Rocket Luancher"

Bryan Adams "The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me is You"

The Clash "Lost in the Supermarket"

Don Henley "You're Not Drinking Enough"

Downchild Blues Band "Tryin' to Keep Her 88's Straight"

Elton John "Jamaica Jerk Off"

Elvis Costello "I Can't Stand up for Falling Down"

Eric Clapton "Willie and the Hand Jive"

Green Day "American Idiot"

Iron Maiden "Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter"

Meatloaf "Life is a Lemon and I Want my Money Back"

Metallica "Free Speach for the Dumb"

Midnight Oil "Bullroarer"

Nirvana "Territorial Pissings"

Pearl Jam "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town"

Red Hot Chil Peppers "True Men Don't Kill Coyotes"

Rough Trade "What's the Furor About the Fuhrer"

Stevie Ray Vaughn "Rude Mood"

Taj Mahal "She Caught the Katy and Left me a Mule to Ride"
"Goin' Up to the Country, Paint my Mailbox Blue"

The Tragically Hip "Gus: The Polar Bear from Central Park"

From the obscure album by Human Fly,

"Who Throwed Lye on my Dog ?"

Almost forgot the classic from Two Nice Girls.

"Spent my Last $10.00 on birth control (and beer)".

(The next line in the song is "I was better off when I was sober and queer."

"The Surgeon of the Nightsky Restores Dead Things by the Power of Sound" by Jon Hassell

most obnoxious one I ever saw (including the album art) was an old punk album "Blood Sausage" by the Meatmen