First, Fix Your Skull

One good thing about getting a haircut (male) is that
recorded music, and live music, will sound better to me,
as a result.

An old expression for "haircut" was "getting your ears lowered."

Gosh, no wonder older bald audiophiles hear better. 🤗

Damn...wishing I was bald...

Is anybody thinking what I’m thinking? Bald headgear for audiophiles with hair. Improve your hearing without having to shave your head. Hel-loo! Comes in various styles, the Curly, the Yul Brenner and the John Travolta.