If I got the money to buy my DREAM system?
Every last miserable stinking piece of steaming crap i own would be thrown out on the lawn, then i'd run over it in my brand new riding mower as i chug 40's of St. Ides, singing "Hells Bells"
I would probably then take the obliterated mass, dump it all in my toilet, go to the filthiest mexican restaraunt i can find and eat 10 bean burritos off the bathroom floor and follow it by 2 gallons of rotten sour-kraut, wait 2 hours, come back to the toilet full of the shredded remains of my system, sit down, grab the handrail, bite my lip and and unleash the largest single migration of boneless browns in recorded history and wouldnt stop untill all the biblical plagues combined paled in comparison.
When i finally collapse from dehydration and pure exhaustion i would finally feel like i gave my system the treatment it deserves.
Then i would go hit some high end retailers and spend some cash.
I think that is what i would do.
God i hope the moderators allow this post.
