How do you prepare for a record show?

I, most times, try to inject humor into my posts. I seriously doubt it's been recognized though.

This remindeds me of Good Fellows. When Joe Peschie remarks to Ray Liotta.. "You think I'm funny? Do I amuse you? No, Tell me, you said I'm funny... tell me how I'm funny? You think, I'm a funny guy?

See! I can be funny as well!

Boxer12.. Welcome. I hope you have a great day. Peace!

..ok...I should at least get some points for being able to quote Good Fellows. from memory? Right?

How do you prepare when shopping at used record stores?

How do you prepare when grocery shopping in a supermarket?

Based on experience attending various shows over the years I would suggest the following preparation (clearly, other attendees that I've run into have undertaken this strategy):

1) No bathing for at least one week prior to the event. You want to be really ripe when you're there. 

2) Dirty clothes adds to the effect of above. 

3) Be sure to wear pants that are at least 1-2 sizes smaller than you would normally. This will ensure lots of exposure of bum cleavage when you're bending down and pawing through the dollar records on the floor, even on the stands. Lots of bum cleavage. 

Do the above and you'll be sure to have lots of room and free reign to corner the selections you really want. Nobody else will want to get too close, leaving you with prime selection. 

Thank you Slaw.