Humour

Audiophile #1:  "Did you hear the sad news about Bob; he died of a sudden illness."

Audiophile #2:  That's so sad. What did he have?"

Audiophile #1:  Krell, Wilson, DCS, Transparent cables."

I didn’t know my bass from my oboe until I became an audiophile.

Two antennas met up on the roof, fell in love and got married.  The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was terrific!

@aewarren +1

Thank goodness the equipment is okay.

Paul Klipsch and Amar Bose see each other from a across the street in heaven. Paul with hands on each side of his mouth yells, "How you doing Amar?"  

Amar with his hand 2" in front of his mouth responds, "Pretty good Paul".