I Don't Want to be an Audiophile, What am I...

Millercarbonista! I like that.

How about Vinylsniffer or Bitmonger.... to satisfy both analogue and digital crowds.

Many are anti-audiophile. For them, musical anything is background, distraction or emotional release and sometimes all three at once, but zero interest in how the sausage is made. 

Most audiophiles and most anti-audiophiles has no clue at all of the difference between head ans tail...Bit one group at least dont insult the others, guess which one?

Acoustic, mechanical , and electrical controls are simple science basic facts and listening experiments...

Just some person who likes to listen to music from things that playback music, that’s all😂