Jazz for someone who doesn't like jazz.


I've toyed with the idea of looking into jazz. Not sure why. Not sure what I'm looking for. Maybe just something to sound good on my system. I realize jazz is a broad category but much of what I hear I have not been attracted to. Don't ask me what I've heard.
What I'd like is a recommendation of two or three albums to start with. (I know that's insane)

And since I've given next to nothing to go on I'll point out a few things that I do like that might help narrow it down some maybe.

Jazz-like stuff I do like: Steely Dan. Almost all of their stuff. Van Morrison's jazz influenced stuff like Astral Weeks.
I like blues. Delta and hill country hard core blues.

I like a wide variety of rock from heavy metal, to prog rock to classic R&B.
Does any of that help? I know this is a crazy request but if I could get some recommendations I'll at least have somewhere to start. Not looking for specific recordings yet. Just content. When I find what I like I'll research the best recordings.
Thanks for any possible advice.
George




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I’ve been really digging the U.K. Jazz scene: 

Alfa Mist 
Moses Boyd 
KOKOROKO 
Yussef Dayes/Yussef Kamaal

Or just check out the “We Out Here” comp. Tons of good recs on this thread :-) 



Fourplay 
four80east
yellowjackets
tom scott
chuck loeb 
acoustic alchemy
miles davis
keiko matsui 
larry carlton

Wow, interesting that all the responses so far completely overlook the whole west coast jazz scene. Start by listening to some Art Pepper or Chet Baker. The best ever played....
Once upon a time, I read that everybody has one jazz album. Miles Davis' Kind of blue. I have it, too.

Start there, it is palatable for people who have only two jazz albums.

There is enough different versions/pressings/etc. of Kind of blue to have you hunting for years. Some are really good.You also have to decide do you prefer messed-up speed, or the original speed. No kidding.

Other suggestions above may be more to your liking in the end, but the way you describe your goal it is hard to start with anything but Kind of blue.
Please take a chance and listen to one or more of these (past the first few seconds of ads of course) with a GOOD pair of headphones:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCopcNpzc60

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2Tf6gac0TQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmNJNnGLnDs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWsfCqt3PF0&list=PLB7D80041E3790B43&index=15&t=0s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c-W5BY_dq8

If you like any of them, that means you like smooth jazz (COMPLETELY different from "normal jazz") then try joining jazzradio.com, smooth uptempo.