Jazz for someone who doesn't like jazz.


I've toyed with the idea of looking into jazz. Not sure why. Not sure what I'm looking for. Maybe just something to sound good on my system. I realize jazz is a broad category but much of what I hear I have not been attracted to. Don't ask me what I've heard.
What I'd like is a recommendation of two or three albums to start with. (I know that's insane)

And since I've given next to nothing to go on I'll point out a few things that I do like that might help narrow it down some maybe.

Jazz-like stuff I do like: Steely Dan. Almost all of their stuff. Van Morrison's jazz influenced stuff like Astral Weeks.
I like blues. Delta and hill country hard core blues.

I like a wide variety of rock from heavy metal, to prog rock to classic R&B.
Does any of that help? I know this is a crazy request but if I could get some recommendations I'll at least have somewhere to start. Not looking for specific recordings yet. Just content. When I find what I like I'll research the best recordings.
Thanks for any possible advice.
George




n80
@oregonpapa   I thought Pat Metheny's assessment of Kenny G was classic:

He had major rhythmic problems and his harmonic and melodic vocabulary was extremely limited, mostly to pentatonic based and blues- lick derived patterns, and he basically exhibited only a rudimentary understanding of how to function as a professional soloist in an ensemble.

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@tvad 

Kenny still made bank, though.

And to your point, Metheny went on to say:

Of course, I am aware of what he has played since, the success it has had, and the controversy that has surrounded him among musicians and serious listeners. This controversy seems to be largely fueled by the fact that he sells an enormous amount of records while not being anywhere near a really great player in relation to the standards that have been set on his instrument over the past sixty or seventy years.

And honestly, there is no small amount of envy involved from musicians who see one of their fellow players doing so well financially, especially when so many of them who are far superior as improvisors and musicians in general have trouble just making a living. there must be hundreds, if not thousands of sax players around the world who are simply better improvising musicians than kenny g on his chosen instruments. it would really surprise me if even he disagreed with that statement.


n80,
You have to remember that Miles was a big time Herion and Cocaine addict. I think that shows on Big Fun , Bitches Brew and  Live Evil. Actually , I would say that  it influenced a lot of his albums.
I think that was a lot of the reason for his abstract stuff, let alone that there is only so much you can do with a Trumpet as the Lead.
I recently watched a special on Miles Davis "Birth Of The Cool"
It is a Stunning film or Documentary IMO. I actually teared a little at the end ... so sad .Highly Recommended !
Unless I missed seeing the recommendation, nobody mentioned:

Pat Metheny,

particularly the old Pat Metheny Group.   

This surprises me.  Very approachable music on most albums.  I believe that some of his compositions will become jazz standards and it is very interesting to hear his songs covered by other artists.