OK, so I have to ask. Is this real, or is this a joke?

Ever heard of Q-tips? Probably not. Apparently never heard of keeping toddlers away from electronics either.

Don’t get me wrong, my sound is worth more to me than the lives of my friends’ children, but I just don’t want to have to deal with the fallout afterwards.

Wait- what? So either you’re a towering sociopath, or a terrible troll. Or both?

The only come back to that is leave the amp on and they will not be pulling tubes. Trust me.

You going for a ride in a car missing one front wheel? Think it might be dangerous? But, you are an idiot for never trying it first.

Your pathetic analogy is absurd and completely non pertinent to the topic … as is your presence on this forum. If you think your imagined “knowledge” trumps what I, and the other posters observe, you are delusional. 

Just go away, you irritate me … and most other posters.

tweaking as a gateway to child endangerment…….

we have departed controlled flight…

It's all in your mind! Koo koo ka choo! I am the Walrus ...

If it’s petrolatum based, beware of using on connections which get hot. Like tubes.