"I can speak whale."
"No, you can't.
"Yes I can. Listen. Teeeeeehhhhhrrrrrrrreeeeeeezzzzzzz."
"Stop that, that's not whale."
"Sure it is. Hey, I wonder if his name's Marco?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrcccccccoooooohhhhhh!!!!"
"STOP THAT! STOP THAT! STOP THAT!
SOMEBODY WILL HEAR YOU!!!"
"Well, isn't that the idea?"