Welcome, @dvij, and thank you for starting a most amusing thread. Your question is akin to a learner-driver walking into a racing drivers' meeting uninvited and asking, "hi guys, I'm having trouble making a full U-turn quickly in traffic. A buddy told me I could cross over my arms instead of shuffling the steering wheel through my hands. Any thoughts?"
@geof3's suggestion to go to Best Buy is constructive and helpful. In the drivers' meeting they would reply, "take the bus".