Tachyons?? Really?


Well if Quantum wasn't enough, we now have products with Tachyons (hypothetical sub atomic particles). What's going to be next?

Hey, I've got a cable that uses Hawking Radiation as a gain source for people with passive preamps.

Maybe we should have some kind of alert system like Amber and Silver on the highway. We could call it a Brown Alert. It will be used when someone is trying to sell you a complete line of BS.
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If you send an inverse tachyon pulse down the cable, you can hear the start and finish of the track at the same time.

I’m sure we’re all sitting on the edge of our seat. Speaking of the Hadron Collider and cutting edge physics one can’t wondering when those eggheads will be able to detect Morphic fields. Hmmmm..... Ta ta for now.
Whoa! Hey, that’s nothin’! I have been routinely employing quantum teleportation for distances up to 10,000 miles for years. Hel-loo! Hey, at least they’re trying.
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