Ten audiophile commandments

1 - Thou shalt buy the best gear one can afford and not have to covet others .
2 _ thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wife , unless she's a music lover and wears short dresses .

11.Thou shalt listen to live music to achieve perspective and for pure enjoyment
11b. Thou shalt not curse the audience for coughing, whispering, and opening candy wrappers

1. Thou shalt not worship the false god Bose
2. When moving Thou shalt pack and move 1000lbs of LP's forever or at least until high res digital satisfies thee
3. In case of fire Thou shalt save all family members and pets before any stereo equipment

A componant with a blown cap shall be deemed unclean and must leave the rack for a period of seven days.

Thou shalt not possess an IPOD
Thou shalt not have Mid-Fi before me
Thou shalt never be happy with thy gear
Thou shalt not commit Audultry
ETC, ETC, ETC.