Things that make you go, "Hmmmmm...."

I would throw my old CEC CD3100 into the ring IF I had a clue as to its original sticker.
It’s kinda irrelevant what I paid for it as a non working example.
And I have not seen another for sale so also a bit of a downer.

But used as a transport it is excellent imho.
Looks?

Dull as dishwasher I am afraid so no brownie points there.

Not a CD player but does play CD's- Any late model Oppo player seems to be in the "I missed out and need to pay too much now" to get one. Plus you can sell it on the video boards also.

“Most new music is crap. Most new cars are crap. On and on. So of course most new CD players are gonna be crap....and so most new turntables are crap too! So there!

People who make this kind of generalizations are either ‘stuck’ in time like needle in a groove or plain ignorant. 

Cary 308T, Revox B226-S, and Studer A727 still fetch pretty good money on the used market.

There is no CD player that would fit the requested description.

Now, anyone can go on and try to explain why, but the answer to the OP's question is..."none".