What Chores do Audiophiles Hate?

Doggy doo? Ha! I fart in your general direction. Try horse manure. Now these suckers can really DO the DOO! And for all of you twits who play that stupid farm game on facebook, come by my place for a week and I'll give you enough farmin' to last you a lifetime.

Here's one. Years ago I had a really bad boss. He happened to live within a block of the 4th of July parade-route. While walking the route, there was one section were no one was standing. The reason was because an ELEPHANT CRAPPED in the road. Brainstorm! I went back to my truck were I had a snow shovel, which was used at the time for picking up sawdust (for tree work). Yup, I scooped up that turd, (the size of a soccer ball) it ended up on my boss's front door stoop. That was one chore I enjoyed!! (me bad)

Removing compost from the composting toilet. Dislike the chore but it's somewhat rewarding to take care of your own s..t.

There is a job worse than clearing up the poop of three medium/large sized dogs daily, even clearing up horsey poopy doos.
Now, cleaning the sheath of a horse?, now that must be far far unimaginably worse than poop. I wish our horse was Jewish, at least that way I think it is just a little, but not a lot nicer to do. Its a woman's job, and thankfully she does it! ewwwwwwwwwwww.
If it were left to me to do, then pass the phone, what's the vets number?

Can't they lick themselves? I never knew such a thing had to be done.