What is the Silliest Accessory You Have Ever Seen.


I was flipping through the accessory pages at the Cable Company and came up with this https://www.thecableco.com/hallograph.html You have to be kidding me. Of all the dumb, idiotic, profoundly stupid things I have ever seen. The marketing is even better! Have you seen anything worse! It is up to us to uncover these things for what they are, SCAMS.

Mike
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It’s yet another hobby.
Rightly said....

NO acoustician use " equalisation" like a main tool to create a good room, some used instead "room correction" as a secondary tool to refine the link between some speakers and the room... No bad room can be transformed by the equalizer of our "gifted" friend to a good room, at best it can be made less worst...The reason is simple an equalizer does not do a good job to analyse the impulses from the room response timing , it truncate the time response, it is not a room corrector; and anyway i listen to music in TWO different positions in my room then very different responses exist at the 2 locations , how can you equalize optimally? And my 6 headphones are useless now they all sound unnatural compared to my room....

My actual room is very good in the 2 positions... 😊

I am not an acoustician but most people dont use E.Q. and i dont want to either but anyway i will try room correction myself this year to refine my results...My room is acoustically good for my ears now then refinement is in the order....Room correction not equalization....
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My new device acoutical control cost really 3 or 4 peanuts;

I called it an "Helmholtz silent organ".... And results are outstanding for room correction with EARS... Cost a brick with 6 copper plumber pipes same diameter but which lenght in the golden ratio proportion with one another...Perfect? not at all....Astounding? yessssssss.... Cost ridiculous....It is my refinement of the "room lens"....

My hobby is creativity...

Our "gifted" friend is more liberal with his money but more economical with his ideas it seems....I think his brain is too much preoccupied with "snake oil" all around him....Myself i perceive opportunities or "affordance" around me....


My new device created in the last 24 hours:

Seeing my " Helmholtz silent organ" device i dont doubt that his "gifted" seeing will perceive snake oil on the spot....Especially because the appearence is not refine and the cost is lower than a pair of good socks...And it work wonderfully teaching us a lesson about acoustic....
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But guess what? i always delude myself ALONE, not with friends in a equalization club smiling at all those who bought "tweaks"....

But those who will borrow my crazy ideas will do it at no cost or peanuts costs....And they will have fun...




Hi-FI experience is possible at very low cost, i dont give a damn about those who sell costly electronics or useless ideas for creating this experience, like buying a costly equalizer....

Is there is a better system than mine? yes.... But i never listen to one for now.... My experience is for sure limited , yes, but i know how a piano in a room sound like and the sound of a piano NEVER come from speakers, and exist by itself.... My system replicate that in more than a small measure, thanks to my embeddings controls....
Components are parts of the system that you absolutely need to get sound out of it.  In a conventional system, source component(s), amplification, speakers, ICs, SCs, and PCs.

Beyond that everything else, categorization-wise, is subjective.

Accessories are items that started off as tweaks but have become sufficiently mainstream to be thought of as pretty standard, e.g. footers.

Tweaks aren't mainstream, e.g. mpingo discs.

One man's tweak is another man's accessory.

Fashions change, and generally there is a trend for less out-there tweaks to come to be thought of as accessories.  It's an on-going process.  A good number of tweaks never make the grade and fall by the wayside, only to be recalled years later in nostalgic threads on Audiogon.


One man’s tweak is another man’s accessory.
Thanks for your wise post....

My best to you....
Mahgister

Do you have some photos of your version of the Room Lens?
Aka the Room Organ I suppose because of the copper pipes. Is it vented on the base bottom? Have you tuned the pipes with wool. I will send you a picture of my active audio room conditioner soon. Tom
No photos for now.... I just finish the first approximative design...Wait some time please.... 😊

i use 2 set of three pipes vented at the base yes, i try to use golden proportion between the 3 pipes, one is the lenght sum of the other 2, not wool no....It work, improvement on all count in my room....

I am pretty sure that a refinement in more exact proportion and adjustement of the pipes will even improve my results....

But i take few minutes to make one of them then... and the result were amazing...

ROOM acoustic is the KEY to audio, not costly electronic design "per se"....Add the mechanical embeddings controls and the electrical grid controls and the door is open to audiophile experience with any relatively good system even low cost one....


I will send you a picture in the week to come... but it is a 2 set of bricks with 3 pipes in each 3 hole... rather easy to figure....

Thanks very much for your interest....