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Who needs spellcheck?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I'm wdgtieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas toughht slpeling was ipmorantt!

Besides, we have products that look like they should read UMM! TOE JELLY, Kuiet, Oral Thrills, Teal, Aireal, Say Wha, etc. Actually, it may be more audiophoolish to ban Spellcheck.

What other products come to mind?
lugnut
jax2
3,031 posts
 
Back in the 70's I graduated from the National Institute of Female Pleasuring, Summa Cum Loud!

Marco
gunbei
2,327 posts
 
Class of '76, Bro!

Marco, I tried my ass off to get into that one, but I only got as far as Mona Cumma Nada.
papertrail
186 posts
 
I think you guys have smoked some Toejelly. lol
jax2
3,031 posts
 
That's OK Dean, Mona's long forgotten you by now. It's the "trying
hard" that's the fun part, eh? You did try hard, didn't you? If not, it's
never too late to bone-up on your technique. Quit jerkin' off and start
practicing! A tongue is a terrible thing to waste. Just put your head to the
grindstone and keep at it and you will be richly rewarded. You can lick this
setback man, I know you can!

Marco
gunbei
2,327 posts
 
The fruits of your effort are evident when you show up for class [these days work] the next morning looking and sounding like you just came from the dentist. Nothing like an uncontrollably sore tongue and lips to give away your previous nights escapades. That and a very sore chin to go along with it.

But on the bright side, the cute college interns and the lusty women in the office have seen that look before and know the cause.

Pain and effort in a noble cause is often rewarded.
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