Worst Name for A Piece of Equipment

There is a CD player with a good reputation that goes by the name fog. I don't think any audiophile would want a CD player to sound foggy. What other names do you know which are a contradiction in terms or are simply unpleasant sounding.
Maybe not bad, but the following names always bring humorous images to mind.

Bag End (baggy bass?)
Buggtussel (Insect wrestling)
Berning (Burning)
Lector (Wonder when they’ll bring out the "Hannibal")
Fried Speakers (Perhaps fried by the Burning amp?)
I think that "Eichmann Bullets" was a most unfortunate name for a product, given the Holocaust...