BTW… is being bald a prerequisite? If so I’ll turn in my card.
Otherwise…
No wife.
No dog.
No boat.
No neighbors.
Don't drive. So I Can't race anymore.
Can't fly.
Don’t drink.
Don’t gamble.
Gave up on sex.
Cheifly because I've got nothing to do and all day to do it.
So I immerse and emerge. Otherwise I'd drown.
Otherwise…
No wife.
No dog.
No boat.
No neighbors.
Don't drive. So I Can't race anymore.
Can't fly.
Don’t drink.
Don’t gamble.
Gave up on sex.
Cheifly because I've got nothing to do and all day to do it.
So I immerse and emerge. Otherwise I'd drown.