Ten audiophile commandments

Mine pertain to Swampwalker but are valid for all humans:

Noble100- I was wondering why you left yourself out, but then I read #4 ;~)

BTW, all self-respecting 'Goners know bourbon & crustaceans are for lunch, not dinner!

Thou shall focus on music more than another stupid list. There is nothing here that hasnt been done over and over. You doubt me? Do a search.

Inna,

Noble100, I like your last one. On the other hand, someone else washing you by licking should be permitted. To lower the waterbill.

Yes, I agree as long as'someone else" excludes farm animals. Swampwalker is abnormally fond of them. Local police have hauled out an ark full of farm animals from his house over the years after frequent calls due to strange noises emanating from his compound. Many of the responding officers are still in counseling trying to recover from what they witnessed.

Thanks

Oh no, no farm animals.
Swampwalker, what is he talking about?
In any case, I suspect that police officers are not quite prepared for many kinds of audiophile sophistication.

Thou shall not consider hip-hop/techno admissible forms of music.