Best Audio Store Name?

I used the name "Alternative Audio" for my own business starting in the mid 70s. Quite a popular name, I once had a shipment of gear go to a California store of the same name; conversely, last year I received some parts VPI had intended for "The Audio Alternative" ; close, but no cigar. While I was out of the business I often stated that I would rename it "PBS Audio" in honor of the Biblical injunction and of a certain segment of my "customers". I sometimes wish I had.

Bought speakers in lower manhattan. The store name is "In Lving Stereo". Pretty cool name, I think.

Optimal Enchantment

"Nuts About Hi Fi" is a fairly fitting name considering the crazy people that are involved in the hobby.

Not an audio store, but i was amused by a hair salon I saw once in a small North Carolina town called, "Curl Up and Dye".