Csontos wrote,
"Geoff, I know this sounds crazy and please don't take this the wrong way. But, and I mean this respectfully, is it possible you may have entered the Twilight Zone unawares and it's just ordinary paper that's been transformed into an alien entity that will be rendered harmless once you rent a small plane and fly into a vortex in the Bermuda Triangle? For life of me, I can't think of a better explanation. Hope this helps."
Not to worry, I didn't take it the wrong way. I realize you're a fish out of water and can't help stalking me.
"Geoff, I know this sounds crazy and please don't take this the wrong way. But, and I mean this respectfully, is it possible you may have entered the Twilight Zone unawares and it's just ordinary paper that's been transformed into an alien entity that will be rendered harmless once you rent a small plane and fly into a vortex in the Bermuda Triangle? For life of me, I can't think of a better explanation. Hope this helps."
Not to worry, I didn't take it the wrong way. I realize you're a fish out of water and can't help stalking me.