Why I am Selling


To all of those nice people good enough to e-mail me and ask why I am selling:

It's not so much the noxious clouds of smoke or the neutron-glow, although in combination the two seem to have killed our house plants; it may a little more be the gamma rays. The neighbor claims the ray killed his dog, but I don't believe it. After it warms up, the zapping and crackling sounds can barely be heard, and the ozone smell subsides after a few days -- the fact that the street lights no longer dim is, I am sure, pure coincidence, as are the thwump!-ing sounds coming from the loudspeakers. Much like the crackle and pop of vinyl, you can hear the pure music right through these little noises. No, I am selling it because I found something only slightly better -- and, given that I had to pay 200 times as much to get it, I suggest you buy mine right now! (Please allow a week after the auction closes for the unit to return to room temperature).
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Very creative! I'd buy, but I'm waiting for that unit that costs 666 times as much and comes with all those promises of wine, women and song you hear so much about. It does run very hot though.
I am surprised that the Audiogon moderator has allowed such a thread to pass.
I've just redecorated and it doesn't quite match the pattern I've chosen for the tea cosies. Oh, and muffy, the poor dear had a little mishap on it.
Well it is true that the unit doesn't look like much since the elactrical fire but after I'd put out the fire with the co2 extinguisher it occurred to me that i'd just performed the poor man's cryo so now I've gotta get 50% above list.Sorry!