Help my speakers are farting,,,,

Light a match in front of your speaker. If the resulting flame front exceeds a foot in length, it's time to investigate your upstream components. RFI [Rancid Fart Interference] may be at the root of it.

Slappy, you must eat a very natural diet, if just a loud car is enough to mask your intestinal emissions. Mustangs smel...er, sound goooood!

Your Girlfriend isn't by some chance Britney Smears? Was she listening to her "Oops I Farted Again" song from her cd album "Another Stinker", on your system? ;0)~

If not CLICK on Britney Smears Music Video "LINK" Below.......

P.S. Gunbei, Forget the RFI, BEWARE of the SBD!

http://www.farts.com/discussions/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=000009

In general, unlike us guys women have amazing bodily control when their significant others are present. It's funny when they get too relaxed and "forget" we're there and crank one out hillbilly style. "That came out out of you baby?"

Sounds like your speakers may be bloated in the bass or have port "wind noises".
Hey all, what is the exact resonance frequency and frequency response of most farts?

Without getting too personal, how critical is port diameter and depth when tuning for the most melodic farts? Should one consider the Qms, Qts or Vas of said fart?